I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death for your right to say it.
God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it
The public is a ferocious beast--one can either chain it up or flee from it.
Common sense is not so common
A witty saying proves nothing
Anything that is to stupid to be spoken is sung
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so as well
When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion
To be boring is to say everything
There are more quotes that I love, but these are the main ones that really made my day. Which was good, because my day wasn't.